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[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sarcasm:

But think of the insurance people! Look at how many insurances are waiting to be denied and robbed!

More importantly, we can justify every other profit increase, because our economies are built on literal exploitation just as they did a couple hundred years prior!

Modern exploiting problems require modern idol solutions.

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sadly there is part of the population that will view that as a valid argument. Faux News, news max, OAN and all the conservative talk radio will feed it to them