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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Wow!

Really?!

No way!!!

Its almost like anyone who could do grade school math could have pointed that out 2, 3, 4 years ago!

I wonder if anyone did...

Anyway, uh, chain all these fucking morons into each other, SAW style, tell em they all have to work together and mutually suffer to escape the trap.

That's not murder, it's comedy.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Not too mention Über and other new services clearly worked on getting people hooked, then jacking up the price.

SAW style

So, their arms are stuck in a device that allows them to reach a keyboard. If they can get the AI to do a task correctly they're free, if not the device cuts of the arms.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

So, their arms are stuck in a device that allows them to reach a keyboard. If they can get the AI to do a task correctly they're free, if not the device cuts of the arms.

Hah! That's very good as well, I was thinking something like... they all have a chain going literally through their shoulders, around/between bones, with lock mechanism inside their bodies.

They each have a key, but the way the... dungeon/trap is set up, they can only unlock the chain if they all simultaneously turn the right key, in the right lock, for the right person, all at the same time.

If any one of them dies of blood loss, well, now they'll all die.

If they break their collarbones, to pull the chain/lock out... I mean good luck trying, without severing your suprascapular artery.