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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And they’re only getting to this now because they were spending time going after all of those rednecks with the lifelike “Biden tied up in the back of my truck” tailgate stickers, right?

[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 3 points 1 day ago

I’ve seen that, plus a couple bumper stickers saying “FUCK Joe and the Hoe” where FUCK is spelled out jn the silhouette of rifles and handguns.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No? You’re allowed to do that from a legal perspective, if everyone hates you or you lose your job or something that’s just social repercussions but the federal government isn’t pursuing legal charges over it.

[–] TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seems like an overt threat to kidnap a President, certainly more overt than four fucking numbers.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

I don’t disagree but the Feds won’t persecute you for it, it’s not illegal.