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[–] halfapage@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

100 dollar mac n cheese wtf?

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

That doesn't help, its still too fucking much for a tray of noodles and cheese.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I used to order a "catering" size of chili from my local Big Boy. It was a quart of chili, granted it took me three meals to eat it, but yeah catering doesn't mean much.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

My thoughts on mid-tier Italian Restaurant prices. And you want $30 for pasta, chicken and sauce, why?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

"cause Italian is almost as fancy as Texas Roadhouse! Hyuck hyuck"