Paywall sucks...
this post was submitted on 01 May 2026
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"The number of calories in the baked macaroni dish, which features three types of cheese, is almost 10,000 (40,000 kilojoules). "
What was the point of saying this???
Are they trying to impress the value of the loss and failing? Or did they need filler words so they can include more ads?
Feels AI tbh
That's a lot of cheddar
Nice.
Edit: The scheme, not the charge.
Well, there's a headline!
Everyone knows the money is in the nuggets, not the mac and cheese.
There’s money in the banana stand.
This must be Roth’s in the PNW
100 dollar mac n cheese wtf?
Catering size
That doesn't help, its still too fucking much for a tray of noodles and cheese.
I used to order a "catering" size of chili from my local Big Boy. It was a quart of chili, granted it took me three meals to eat it, but yeah catering doesn't mean much.
My thoughts on mid-tier Italian Restaurant prices. And you want $30 for pasta, chicken and sauce, why?
"cause Italian is almost as fancy as Texas Roadhouse! Hyuck hyuck"
I hope they also fired whoever is in charge of security there.