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Former Chick-fil-A employee charged in $80,000 mac-and-cheese scheme (www.bbc.com)

submitted 10 hours ago by heliotrope@retrofed.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] 0oWow@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"The number of calories in the baked macaroni dish, which features three types of cheese, is almost 10,000 (40,000 kilojoules). "

What was the point of saying this???

Are they trying to impress the value of the loss and failing? Or did they need filler words so they can include more ads?

[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Feels AI tbh

[–] musky_occultist@lemmy.world 2 points 47 minutes ago

Misspelling Fort Worth feels pretty human though.