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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Just looking for some to add to my aura, and strongly malevolent in nature. Something to start a conversation, like if there's a awkward silence I can just go, "Hey, do you want to stare deeply into the talisman?" A necklace would work, but a fist sized stone inscribed with nefarious glyphs is more what I'm looking for. In fact, my preferred talisman will have a wholly good counterpart that is the key to putting an end to my wicked power.

If you see something like that, like, on Amazon or Etsy, let me know.

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I have one lying around for I think opening the Eigth Gate of some necronomicon or other. Finding pure copper that had never seen the sun is harder than you'd think.