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submitted 1 day ago by kamenlady@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] cybernihongo@reddthat.com 72 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The majority of people

Stop using such shit excuses. Keep Android Open!!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 14 points 11 hours ago

The majority of people have 2 arms. So why bother with prosthetics or research into biofeedback?

See, it's flawless logic /s

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 23 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

The majority of people are stupid. Who would have thought.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

the majority of people would like to have a piece of my paycheck, so I'm giving some away

-statements dreamed by the utterly deranged

-cunts that write shitty articles like this

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I feel like this is terribly unfunny but mom didn't make no bitch so I'm not deleting it