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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I did read the article. what it is that you thought you brought to the conversation that I was not aware of?

[–] Wakmrow@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Del Monte, the 139-year-old canned fruit and vegetable company, permanently closed its canneries in Modesto and Hughson in April following a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing last July.

The closures left hundreds of workers without jobs and devastated growers, many of whom lost 20-year contracts with Del Monte and had few alternative buyers for their crops. Farmers could face an estimated $550 million in lost revenue, according to the Sacramento Bee.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If lemmy was any larger, I'd suspect you of being a bot. You certainly sound like AI.

Nothing you've said has ANYTHING to do with anything I've said, and it's clear you have in no way comprehended anything I've written. And others certainly have, as we've had a discussion about it.

So, whatever, dude.

Have a day.

[–] Wakmrow@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Beep boop learn about the world or don't

Internet discussions don't have to be combative

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Says the idiot who can't understand anything I wrote, and/or refuses to read it.

I didn't start this shit, asshat, you did. I read the article. I've explained myself well. Ohers understand, just you fucking don't, so fuck off and stop being a prick.

I know more about the world than you ever will, little boy. Now fuck off.

[–] Wakmrow@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Oh oh? The world? Can you explain things to me?