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Problem is, she's vegan, so she's against picking flowers and against eating chicken.
It's best you just save the money for a month or several and buy her LEGO.
Get out of here oligarch. No working man has LEGO money in 2025.
Wait, why are vegans against picking flowers? Broccoli is a flower! It needs to be picked before eating!
Picking wild flowers disrupts the circle of life, artificially growing flowers requires energy, fertilizer and insecticides which also disrupts the circle of life. Best option is to buy her broccoli instead. Don't wrap it though, wrapping paper is basically really flat chopped trees with a layer of chemicals on top. No ribbons either. Maybe some sauce, but not milk/yoghurt/egg-based.