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Cybertruck Driver Tests “Wade Mode” in Grapevine Lake, Test Ends with Bricked Truck & Driver in Jail. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 1 hour ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Well, I would say the test results were conclusive, if nothing else.

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[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 10 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

This got me thinking, you're right, how can it be a boat if it can't float?

Turns out, everything is bigger in Texas, including the legal definition of what constitutes a boat.

Is it motorized, above 14 feet in length, and afloat, docked, or stored on Texas waters? Then it's a boat that needs to be registered, fam.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 31 minutes ago (2 children)

I've read that, and I don't think any reasonable person would consider a vehicle being driven on a lake bed to be a vessel.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 4 points 23 minutes ago (1 children)

No, but its owner was storing it in a lake, it’s over 14’ long, and has a (non-functional) motor.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 53 seconds ago

This would mean every vehicle used to launch a boat would be considered a boat in it's own right. As well as the trailer.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 points 24 minutes ago

A submersible is a vessel.