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And that’s basically it!
According to Fox 4, the driver is being held in Grapevine Jail as of Tuesday afternoon, with violations including:
Having no valid boat registration.
That is both hilarious and stupid. You would have to imagine the definition of a boat would be something that floats, which the Cybertruck clearly isn't in this photo. It's also less water than the truck is rated in the owner's manual to be able to handle.
This got me thinking, you're right, how can it be a boat if it can't float?
Turns out, everything is bigger in Texas, including the legal definition of what constitutes a boat.
Is it motorized, above 14 feet in length, and afloat, docked, or stored on Texas waters? Then it's a boat that needs to be registered, fam.
I've read that, and I don't think any reasonable person would consider a vehicle being driven on a lake bed to be a vessel.
Change it to "no valid submarine registration"
N = 1 Seems pretty inconclusive to me. Let’s throw in a couple more and see what happens.
Science!