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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Kennedy’s action comes at a time when many adherents of his Make America Healthy Again movement have adopted regular sun exposure as a core principle of wellness, with social media influencers encouraging followers to abandon sunscreen and build up their “solar callus,” or sun tolerance, instead.

Even if this doesn’t give you cancer, it’ll make you look like a California Raisin. In one of Lab Muffin’s videos (chemistry PhD who makes educational videos about beauty/skincare product misinformation), she has a great photo of an older woman who has put sunscreen on her face but not neck for decades, and it looked like they belonged to two different people. Same if you’ve ever seen photos of old truckers that don’t use sunscreen on their window side arm.

TL;DR: UV radiation bad. Protect yourself from the giant nuclear explosion in the sky. If you don’t like sunscreen, use a sun jacket or anything long sleeved with a good UPF rating.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago

Sunscreen on face but not neck

Trucker

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah these people have constant access to the internet yet are entirely unable to spend 4 seconds on it to look up picture of middle-aged highland folks who are working in the sun all day.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That only works if it kills people (or makes them infertile) before they are 40 or so (for women) or 60 or so (for men), right?

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 0 points 1 day ago

an older woman

Well, you see, there's the problem. These ghouls don't care about any woman over the age of 17.