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[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's like his goal is to get as many people sick from as many things as possible. No vaccines, red meat heavy diet and suntanning beds. What's next cigarettes for kids?

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What’s next cigarettes for kids?

To build up their lung callus, for when they'll get work in the coal mines.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

or to build up that leather face, must have alot of intense sun light especially if you are fair skinned.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

his goal is to make people look like him, his skin all leathery from UV damage, or pleathery.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Pinnacles of beauty, masculinity, health, and heterosexuality.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He wants everyone to look like nurgle cultist.

" Think about about, they are the healthiest, most resilient, happiest parasite and plague carriers. Whats not to love being one. " - RFK brain worm

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 9 hours ago

i forgot they were doing homoerotic exercises in the SAUNA.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

What's next cigarettes for kids?

Nope, just flavored vapes