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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sooooooo, trump I get. He's a narcisist. That's why he does the things he does. He's also putins bitch. So he tries to destroy america, because putin is obsessed with the cold war.

The rest of the crew are just desprate needy sycophants, who do nothing but try to gobble up as much attention and power as possible.

But RFKjr? Him I don't get. It's like he's an 80s saturday morning cartoon villain. He would fit right in alongside Cobra, or CLAW, or being one of Jokers henchmen.

I'm honestly expecting him at some point to encourage people to drink bleach.

He's just really fucking stupid.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I’m honestly expecting him at some point to encourage people to drink bleach.

Simpsons.. I mean, Trump did it.

Out of all the crazy people over there RFK I can understand at a personal level: He is a troll, a prankster, a 16 year old mind in the body of an old man