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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 121 points 1 day ago (3 children)

why is rfk jr so obsessed with minors i wonder

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

he has seen with dining with epstein on one or more photos. his other comment about the other month was about sperm of young men, or boys. he said sperm count was lower now than it was before, Looks like peter thiels rubbing off on him.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like peter thiels rubbing off on him.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

When Kick Rock isn't rubbing off on him.

It's an endless stream of stupid old men with leathery skin rubbing on each other for some reason.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I hear he likes them underage. Some say that's statutory, but he says it's mandatory 🤢

[–] brem@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

It's a union thang. His boss diddles kiddies so they all follow the leader.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub -1 points 1 day ago

Jokes aside, I assume they'd be 18+. At least in my country they are.