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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doctor Zoidberg

I dunno, dude. Zoidberg has an understanding of human anatomy that's tenuous at best, and a lot of his medical advice is completely disastrous. Honestly, if he were in a government health official position, I'm not sure he'd really do any better. Possibly much worse.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I remember his advice was so "out there" that no sane person would take him seriously.

Other than that, I'll agree.

[–] WaxRhetorical@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A lot of us across the pond say the same thing for the current US administration...

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Believe me, I'm doing everything I can think of to end this nightmare.

Here's the front of my house that is right on the highway.

An upside down American flag with an Israeli flag replacing the blue star field.

The dog is a Belgian Malinois. They are used as Police dogs here. I'm retired so she's with me all day. As you know, dogs pick up traits from their owners so she only bites politicians. She tells me they taste like chicken.