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RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologists (www.avpress.com)

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[–] Exatron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

You missed Dr. Teeth, Dr. Facilier, and Dr. Bees

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 points 42 minutes ago

I have Doctor Teeth.

They are in order of

Doc

Doctor

Dr.

and then last name.

I'll look at the others.

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