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submitted 3 hours ago by xia@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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...or you can just vibe-code-it back into existence wherever you need it.

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[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

in-line all your code and avoid the linker :-)

[–] haerrii@feddit.org 3 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)

They played us absolute fools. int main() is the only function ever needed aside from loops, if you can't implement what you need, then your project is of the devil.

[–] SparroHawc@piefed.world 3 points 39 minutes ago (1 children)

IF and GOTO are the only flow control we need; everything else is for cowards.

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 2 points 29 minutes ago

spaghetti is delicious for a reason.