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[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 12 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

I tried so hard to make this point in my HS english class. She'd deride us for not using "sucks" the way it's defined in the dictionary or whatever else we'd say. Lady, the word "sucks" is uttered about 10 billion times a day, and only about 1/10 of those are about differences in pressure. But yes please lecture me on what the meaning of the word is.

epilogue

After I graduated, she and her husband invited me to their house for "internet tutoring." WIthin 15 minutes they were trying to fuck me. And thus I discovered the rumors about her were true.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Too bad for her that slang is also in the dictionary.

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 hours ago

Took a turn for sure

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago

Are you M. Night Shyamalan? Because that was a hell of a twist.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Look, I’m gonna need a screenplay. Nothing X-rated, R will do, but damn.