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Toys are fun don't get me wrong but you can absolutely compete with them if you really develop your oral skills
Nah, you can't. Sex and the City did a whole episode on how good the rabbit was. And things have only gotten more creative since. Clit blaster 3000 isn't sci-fi these days
Sex isn't just about raw physical stimulation. It's also an emotional experience, and I would argue it's primarily an emotional experience. I'm telling you, I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine.
The John Henry of oral. The question is do you want to go out the way he did?
I guess there are worse ways to go out.
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Didn't you just say its emotional? Then its subjective, and not totally within your control... there is no objective truth to "I am better than a vibrator", its only your ability to match the preference of your partner.
Maybe for you. Your experience with sex is truly just your own experience. People who aren't you experience the world and it's sensations radically differently.
No, thanks, I'll pass. I hate tongue anywhere near my clit. Different strokes for different folks ;P
Hello my polar opposite as someone who primarily gets off from giving cunnilingus
Yeah, I'm conflicted about oral. It can be a lot of fun at first, but at a certain point it just gets.... too wet. Uncomfortably wet. Need-to-sit-on-a-towel-now wet.