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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 159 points 1 month ago (4 children)

OP, your bad photoshop has a million times more heart and soul than any AI image.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

How rude; no need to insult the guy!

explaining the joke

(A million times more than zero is still zero. Bad photoshops are so much better than AI that the comparison defies being quantified!)

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 18 points 1 month ago

Yeah, i'll take a half or quarter assed photoshoped meme over AI slop any day. It at least has some soul to it

Bad human art has more soul and care than meaningless AI slop

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 78 points 1 month ago (1 children)

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

[–] Janx@piefed.social 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But we still have the fear!

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[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wtf did we evolve opposable thumbs for if not for tool use

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

grabbing branches probably.

[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Some use the tool, others just became tools

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 1 month ago

Gently rubbing the clit.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A man beingg afraid of a vibe is also a HUGE red flag

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If you can't bring more to a relationship than an appliance can, then you've got to work on yourself.

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[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

People who grew up on Nintendo, and specifically Mario Party in the early days, definitely have a particular set of skills though.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I love this because I'm pretty sure it's why I (female) was able to beat my (male) ex at certain mini-games. Gotta rub the stick button back and forth really quickly? Oh honey, you have no chance against me.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tragically few games use a rapid jerking motion.

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

And a burned set of palms

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[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bad photoshop my ass, that's some fine photoshop work!

I must agree though, I'd rather see some bad photoshop memes than AI slop.

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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

I am man, and man evolved to use tools.

[–] CallMeAl@piefed.zip 31 points 1 month ago

early on when i gave her one for xmas she was shocked (sheltered upbringing). to this day it by far the xmas gift she uses the most

[–] modus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Ladies, is it off-putting if you take home a random guy and he brings his own vibrator?

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] modus@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In my fanny pack, of course.

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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he get me to fire six nuts or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a magic wand vibrator, the most powerful in the world and would blow your clit clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel horny?' Well, do ya, punk?"

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[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Seeing people call every edited thing 'AI' even when it's not actually made with AI reminds me of how people used to call every edited thing 'photoshopped'

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is not the kind of thing people say "on main", but I gotta say, holding your partner in your arms from behind while using this? Such an intimate experience.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This calls for the nuclear option.

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[–] canniest_tod@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

This works. It's like watching an exorcism. I don't have a lot of achievements in my life, but this was a proud moment.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Having used many toys the Hitachi Wand style is probably the worst. More likely to burn a clit off than give the desired result.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Do not apply directly to the clit. Apply adjacent to the clit.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't doubt someone has already said this, but it bears repeating

It isn't a competition. It's different pleasures in different ways

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[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Apparently if you press it against the base of your dick, which won't make you cum btw, it'll turn your dick into a meat vibrator with great effect.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Dude, a girl that likes a vibe? That's HAWT.

[–] bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

I love a man who brings toys 😋

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

The honourable way to edit images.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I've decided to stop caring when people hit the special "AI slop!!1!" button on their keyboards whenever they see an image they don't think looks natural. 20 years ago the same people would have angrily pounded the "Obvious Photoshop!!1!" button. It really doesn't matter if they think AI is the only way to manipulate images now, as if Photoshop etc dropped off the face of the Earth. It's like arguing over whether Superman could beat up the Hulk. It just doesn't matter, and it doesn't matter how much they hate AI. It's not going away.

[–] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

At least photoshop required skill to make anything convincing.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Who fucking cares if it's done for a shitpost?!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"In my day we had to make our own wire..."

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[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Toys are fun don't get me wrong but you can absolutely compete with them if you really develop your oral skills

[–] Olap@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nah, you can't. Sex and the City did a whole episode on how good the rabbit was. And things have only gotten more creative since. Clit blaster 3000 isn't sci-fi these days

[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sex isn't just about raw physical stimulation. It's also an emotional experience, and I would argue it's primarily an emotional experience. I'm telling you, I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine.

The John Henry of oral. The question is do you want to go out the way he did?

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[–] skyline2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Didn't you just say its emotional? Then its subjective, and not totally within your control... there is no objective truth to "I am better than a vibrator", its only your ability to match the preference of your partner.

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[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, thanks, I'll pass. I hate tongue anywhere near my clit. Different strokes for different folks ;P

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Hello my polar opposite as someone who primarily gets off from giving cunnilingus

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