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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

I am honor bound to come wasps' defense. They are very cool critters! The vast majority cannot and do not harm humans, and are largely an ecological boon. They prey on cultured crops pests. Some even specifically prey on roaches.

I've lived in paper wasp territory my whole ass life and only been stung twice, and it wasn't even all that bad. Like the pain was gone in a minute tops. And I consistently stick my hand and fingers into unexplored, and frequently inappropriate, areas.

Wasps are bros as much as spiders are. I would argue more so because they actively hunt pests, and are responsible for far less human deaths than spiders.

[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 27 minutes ago (1 children)

And I consistently stick my hand and fingers into unexplored, and frequently inappropriate, areas.

... Like... In general, or regarding the paper wasps?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 13 minutes ago

Both, they like building their nests in peculiar places.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Wasps are bros as much as spiders are.

Just not bros to spiders. What parasitoid wasps do to spiders/other victims is nearly as nightmarish as what spiders do to their prey. Definitely a match made in hell.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 11 minutes ago

Yeah, the turantula hawk is next level vicious.

Also one of the few that really suck to be stung by.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 hour ago

Agreed. Cicada killers are like the coolest bug in my area. As a kid I used to imagine that would be my Pokemon