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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

And then the restaurant down the street that doesn't give two shits takes the soup and uses it to make their own stock and serve it to you without the warning. And when the other three restaurants and the soup kitchen see THAT restaurant taking it, they ignore the sign that says "contains piss" because surely, if that first guy was using it it can't be that bad, and even it it is, well, they can't get us ALL if we ALL do it, right?

This is actually a post about artificial sweeteners.