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[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My partner doesn't like when I cum in them, even though there's no chance at pregnancy. They just don't like how it feels, so I wear a condom.

They were super horny last week and offered I could cum in them, but I'd have to eat them out after. I've never done that before (eating myself out of them) but fuck it, why not give it a go.

Long story short I did it twice.

I'm so willing to try something once, I liked it enough to do it again two hours later.

[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Protip - cut out coffee and drink pineapple juice, it makes your cum a lot more tasty ;-)

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is my nightmare partner. I will never comprehend pull out finishes.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Who said anything about pulling out?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

just don’t like how it feels

i mean there's a serious risk of infections from anal penetration so i get that many people just don't like it

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who said anything about anal?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

oh yeah you're right.