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[–] valar@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Homemade ranch with fresh herbs, garlic, buttermilk and fish sauce is amazing.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 23 hours ago

Never thought about fish sauce! I usually just use a cheap packet and a small container of sour cream. Might throw in a scoop of mayo if I'm feeling frisky. But I did just get a new bottle of squid brand, and I want to use it as much as possible before the flip top takes a shit.

I think I'm about to fuck up some veggies.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

I like using tarragon in place of dill.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

That's your opinion. It's wrong, but you are entitled to it.

Out of curiosity are you also one of the genetically-deficient that think cilantro tastes like soap?

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 10 hours ago

I react to cilantro roughly like Dracula reacts to the midday sun, and ranch dressing tastes good to me.

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago

Nah I like cilantro!

[–] chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Ranch from a dressing bottle is gross. A home made ranch sauce is actually pretty good, basically like white sauce with more tang.

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Don't be sorry, it is gross.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

there's no need to be sorry for stating relevant facts

and I want to point out that I fucking love mayonnaise. but ranch is gross.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago

Right there with you on mayonnaise, and I despise bottled ranch, but you gotta try making your own with some carrots and broccoli and shit.

It's really good.