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‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 1 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

There are exactly two good things on their menu: the chicken and the Cane's sauce.

And even those aren't good enough for me to go out of my way to get them.

But like, it's not bad by any stretch.

[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago

The chicken strips are deep fried Tyson strips

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

It's not bad, it's just mediocre, the worst thing you can be. If someone had the opinion that it were bad, then that's means it's flavorful enough for someone to form an opinion of it. However, it's just the most basic ass fried chicken you can get. I can almost guarantee you, wherever there's a Cain's, there's a better fried chicken place close enough that you should go there instead.