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‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ranch is not skinny America's culture. Greek and Italian all the way.

[–] db_null@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Greece and Italy would like a word.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

About what, having good salad dressing named after them?

Unlike the fucking russians and french, what the fuck is that shit? To be fair I've only had school cafeteria dressing as such, and tasted gross gordon foods type industrial dressing at buffets. Maybe some is good, I doubt it though.