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Mexico's 'Batman' Vigilante Duct-Tapes Alleged Motorcycle Thieves To Lamp Poles (townflex.com)

submitted 3 days ago by stermy4u@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 106 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh I am so here for mexican duct tape batman. More, please. 🍿

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’d support a GoFundMe for serious Batmen to fight crime. These should be executives though, not petty thieves.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Batmen of course need to be executives other wise it won’t be historically accurate

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

historically accurate

Listen, friend, this is going to be hard for you, but either:

A) You have a serious misunderstanding of the definition of "history", or

B) I am the bearer of bad news: Batman isn't a real historical figure

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Viva il batman del cinta!