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You can't play football, it's too dangerous!
You can't take a martial arts class, it's dangerous and too expensive!
You can't get a drum kit, it's too loud and too expensive!
You can't have guitar lessons, it's too expensive and too loud!
Never leave this neighborhood it's too dangerous!
15 years later
Why do you sit inside all day!?! Get a hobby!
Boomers and Gen X were heavily conditioned by the wave of crimes and news of serial killers. So it's understandable why they have been overprotective.
seriously my mom would tell us about all the rapes happening on the daily. wasn't till I could comprehend basic statistics did I realize how many screws she had loose.
Okay, but totally unironically, though. Full contact sports are terrible for kids.
I might suggest that the biggest reason I sit inside all day is that it's fucking 95Β° with 60% humidity. But also, screens are hypnotizing, especially for little kids. My son would absolutely lock in on Ms Racheal or Bluey for hours a day if I let him. But he also loves to kick his soccer ball and dunk his basketball in his little stand when the TV isn't on. And I'm fine with that, because he's not plowing face first into a kid twice his size. Or trying to back kick one of his friends across the room.
Also, I've never needed to buy my son a drum kit because everything is a drum kit to that kid. We can talk about a kit when he gets to middle school and shows he's got the desire to practice, maintain the equipment, and not break anything when he loses his temper.
Full contact sports should be adapted to children to have no full contact. If it's not the case, the teachers are morons, dangerous and probably criminals, and you should obviously not leave your kids there.
In fact, regarding full contact combat sports, even for adults training does not involve full contact to the head in most cases, only competitions and examinations may. There's a lot of choice of schools and rulesets, so adults can choose whatever level of contact they are comfortable with.
While full contact sports (and the associated CTE) are dangerous, there's alternative combat sports that avoid it, like wrestling, judo, and jiu jitsu. Mainly grappling.
That being said, competitive olympic wresting is pretty toxic regarding weight and diet. Lots of extreme dieting to get in the wanted weight range for tournaments, which is terrible for teenagers. Plus, jiu jitsu is the dude-bro sport right now, so might want to avoid that too.
Mainly what I'm getting at is that judo is good if you think your kid might be into it
There's definitely alternatives to full-contact football that are lower-impact, especially wrt to the head. But I've got a friend who runs a jiu-jitsu gym and he's constantly got wraps on something. Fingers are really common. Knees are bad, too. He nearly dislocated his shoulder after a bad throw. One of his friends managed to brain herself in the middle of a throw when she bounced her head off her partner's hipbone and had to be treated for a concussion.
My sister and I did taekwondo as kids. Other than the occasional sparing (lots of pads, relatively light contact), it was all about flexibility and learning the forms. You still get injured overextending or balancing wrong. But it's comparatively far better for kids than actual combat sports.
Like, if you're old enough to make your own decisions, more power to you. But if you're coming off Ninja Turtles as a 12-year-old, hell no. The combat sports are a recipe for getting wrecked.
Of the three, it's probably the best. I would still stick my kid in a karate-themed exercise class, if it came to that.
These can also get hella expensive, depending on who you're training with and where. I can definitely understand a parent not being able to afford private lessons, much less the time to commute with practice. And the kid - not understanding the economic reality - deciding their parent is just being mean, or overprotective, or small-minded.
Oh no! My child might get hurt playing a game! Little Jhonnythan is far too valuable to be put in harms way no matter how much he'll develop emotionally and intelligently by playing . I'm an amazing parent!
Football specifically is bad. Especially with helmets.
How is that more specifically bad vs any other sport with contact built into it, like baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer, lacrosse, rugby... Even more individual sports have incidents like curling and tennis.
Maybe your soft child might be good at golf? But they could strain leg muscles, pull a hip, should injuries are common among golfers...
It's not a game when the goal is to injure the other players. It's functionally a combat sport.
I've played sports my whole life. Never has there ever been a sport where the goal is to "injure the other player".
Your ignorance is showing. I've accidentally hurt others, and others have unintentionally hurt me. Shit happens. I've torn a muscle in my shoulder from a bad hit in hockey. I've also severely sprained my ankle walking to my driveway. If you want to bubble wrap your kids and protect them from all the harm in the world, enjoy raising a completely incompetent leech on society that is dependant on you their whole life.
Boxing. MMA. In both of those, ~~concussing~~ knocking out your opponent is a win
Those aren't team sports.
American reading comprehension is really at a historic low isn't it.
At no point in your previous comment did you say the word "team".
You really put your foot in your mouth with that one.
Most normal people assume sports as sports.
Combat "sports" aren't sports.
Cheese rolling is a sport. You arent the person classifying what is and isnt a sport.
Not sure if genuinely ignorant or just contrarian maxxing
I could ask the same thing.
Which team sport is designed around intentionally injuring the other players?