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Student pilot successfully lands plane after instructor jumps to death mid-flight (www.dexerto.com)

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Flight instructor: "Do your best, lol."

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[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 6 points 17 hours ago

because it results in an immediate grounding - which means loss of pay.

I can't think of a more macabre example of why making people's livelihood depend on their health is a bad idea. That also applies to other jobs, where a creeping loss in performance might not immediately kill, but far more so in professions where lives are placed in the care of someone who can't afford to be honest about their reliability.