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Student pilot successfully lands plane after instructor jumps to death mid-flight (www.dexerto.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Abyssian@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Flight instructor: "Do your best, lol."

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what a piece of shit. you want to kill yourself, go to hell on your own.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't he though? He left the plane in the hands of a capable pilot. No one else was injured. No property was lost.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

your honor i know i was in the bank with a gun and a bag full of money, but when i tripped and fell on my face and got caught obviously i didn't keep the money, so is that really robbery if i never got a dime?