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[–] pedrobear@altgag.net 31 points 2 days ago (4 children)

If I ever find out ghosts live in my house, I'm going to bargain them: either pay basic services and half groceries or get exorcised. I live in front of a church, anyway.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago

I purposely stare where I think they are when I masturbate to make them uncomfortable

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

God am I turned on by loose eyeballs. Thanks Mario 64...

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

pay basic services and half groceries

That doesn't seem reasonable given they use neither of those...

[–] pedrobear@altgag.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They don't have use for a roof and walls either, but here we are

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Of course they have a use for that, their spirit is bound to the place that they haunt...come on man, that's ghost lore 101

[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 1 points 1 day ago

Of all the thousands religions that have come and gone, assuming some spin-off religion of a tiny tribal religion from the middle east is the correct magic to remove your ghosts probably doesn't hold the weight you think it does. You need a better threat.