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Germ-theory skeptic RFK Jr. goes swimming in sewage-tainted water (arstechnica.com)

submitted 1 day ago by DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 91 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If he gets some insane new parasite from this what are the odds it kills the one driving his brain now and takes over with a more normal personality?

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 4 points 17 hours ago

The first brain worm already died.

Of starvation.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its like season 5 of Dexter when they start just re-spinning the same more and more absurd plot lines.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago

Can't tell if Dexter or Dexter's lab...

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

I'm sure the fish oil will fix it

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago

Or they form a coalition to control various body parts.