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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 47 minutes ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago)

Like most con men, RFK is using people's ignorance of what odds mean. If the chance of getting sick from swimming in that water is only say one percent, he knows the odds are extremely good that he won't individually get sick, and then he will palm this off as "evidence" that it's all a big fuss over nothing. The park service might know maybe 100,000 people will swim in that water this season, so they'll probably save about a thousand from getting sick by closing the place. Even if somebody who does get sick manages to get the attention of a news outlet, they can be scoffed at as an anomaly. "How do you even know the water was responsible? Where else have you been? You're just looking for attention!"

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

How can the onion ever hope to compete with reality

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 46 minutes ago

the onion can not keep up with this, because fiction has to be believable, unlike reality ;-)

[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I think their hidden agenda is actually to bankrupt The Onion.

[–] NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Wow this is next level stupid, i really thought it was the onion. I'd say i'm even shocked at this demonstration of stupidity, but the fact his grand children are led into this is beyond sad.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

What else can you expect from a guy that starved a brain worm to death.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 59 minutes ago* (last edited 47 minutes ago)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Steve-O can't compete with this man

[–] SupaTuba@lemm.ee 1 points 45 minutes ago

That man deserves dysentery

[–] DarthKaren@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

What a shitty grandpa.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 24 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

With modern medicine, we have switched to survival of the richest.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

Funny enough not even Steve Jobs level money can save you if you prefer alternative treatments over modern medicine. Of course despite your stupidity you end up stealing a liver that actually someone else deserves more because you are stinking rich but even that does not prevent the inevitable.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Money won't do shit for you if you're too delusional to believe in modern medicine lol

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 1 points 49 minutes ago

Is he sewage-skeptic too?

[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Don't worry, he put a spiritual spin on it (probably) so it's ok, it's actually cleansing you see!

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

So brain worms are back on the menu?

[–] applemao@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago

The fact that people have any thought that this guy is smart or a good person makes me hate humanity.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I love that we're literally going back in time. They thought we'd have flying cars and end world hunger, but instead we have to watch our politicians swim in shit water.

Edit: HE TOOK HIS GRANDCHILDREN!?

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

In my state if you swim in any body of water it's almost always tainted somehow, maybe not with sewage but perhaps some other toxic pollutant. The only exception I can think of is the man-made reservoirs used for drinking water that people swim...

and pee in.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 hour ago

Jesus Christ what happened to water just being normal, dirty, outside water? How did we fuck it up this badly?

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Iowa. Right?

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 hours ago

RFK Jr entered into a tontine with himself. He's the only member.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm rooting for chlorea here tbh.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Unfortunately, the proper treatment for cholera is to essentially just keep drinking clean water. To my understanding, cholera was only ever really a problem before we knew about germs/bacteria and we didn't have any infrastructure and our only drinking water was tainted with... more cholera.

So this guy, even if he gets cholera, wouldn't have to do much, lean on our existing pretty good water treatment facilities, and would claim he did it because he's so strong Because he's now a Trill or something.

[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 55 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Usually the people in charge of regimes like this are often sadistic hypocrites and absolutely know that what they spout is bullshit. RFK jr. here on the other hand, is apparently actually a fucking idiot.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 42 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

...maybe this problem will solve itself?

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 7 hours ago

Worm or sickness? Who will be faster! MAKE YOUR BETS NOW!

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 hours ago

Let him swim in the Seine!!!

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 102 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

Stop calling everyone a "skeptic" and call them what they are: deniers. Anti-science, fact resistant deniers. Calling people germ-theory skeptics, or climate skeptics, or vaccine skeptics, and so on and so on, makes it sound like there's an honest scientific debate going on

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Oh, I thought they'd misspelt septic...

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 5 hours ago

'idiots' is my preferred term. I'm in favor of calling stupid people out again. Too long has stupidity been condoned and even championed 'He tells it like it is'.

They are morons and need to be called that unabashedly.

[–] goodeye8@fedia.io 26 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Exactly. Skepticism is about casting doubt on beliefs and dogmas, not outright rejecting facts. When it comes to germs and vaccines there's scientific consensus on those matters. They're as close to facts as you can get. But rejecting those you're not a skeptic, you're a denier. There's no scientific debate on those topics, only a political debate on whether to reject science or not.

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[–] LorIps@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but "Germ-theory sceptic" is damaging enough considering the last one should have died in the 1800's.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

I honest to God can't believe how such fucking morons managed to get power. RFK jr. Would have been seen as a bigger crackpot than Alex Jones if he wasn't RFK's son.

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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 21 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

numerous century-old municipal sewer lines that run under the park. These lines have cracked over time and leak sewage

This is easy to fix.

Shame the article doesn't say how much the municipality is being fined every day they continue to leak raw sewage into the watershed.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

There are these linings that are deployed into old pipes, which would be otherwise costly to replace.
I wonder if there's a legitimate reason this technique couldn't be used here.
It is possible those only work for smaller diameter pipes.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Costly, sure. But easy. There's no design or engineering challenge here.

We just need to assess fines greater than the cost of replacement, and it'll happen.

The only pipelines we should be putting in the ground are for clean water and sanitation. Lots of jobs to be had. Can't find the funding? Take it from the military. Easy.

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