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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 30 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

With modern medicine, we have switched to survival of the richest.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago

Funny enough not even Steve Jobs level money can save you if you prefer alternative treatments over modern medicine. Of course despite your stupidity you end up stealing a liver that actually someone else deserves more because you are stinking rich but even that does not prevent the inevitable.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

Money won't do shit for you if you're too delusional to believe in modern medicine lol