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[–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be an absolute riot of a "leopards ate my face" situation if he ends up croaking because of this?

To clarify: I don't wish any harm on his grandchildren, but this man's level of willful ignorance and sheer recklessness makes it hard for me to sympathize with any negative outcome he may suffer personally.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can't control who your parents and grandparents are. Don't wish harm to children.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 20 hours ago

Nobody is out for his kin, but RFK jr deserves to join his uncle and father.