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Behold the future of programming (lemmy.ml)

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[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

Every husband here is sad for all those years he didn't knew these existed. Mothers and teachers wonder if these are available in kid-sizes. Kids wonder what glue works on both this device and the teachers skin.