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[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 14 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

That little girl looks like she's even sick of grandpa's shit. Hair is bone dry in every photo and the only one of her actually in contact with the water, she's kicking it in his face. She honestly looks visibly upset when he's dangling her brother over it.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Wouldn't be surprised if it was supposed to be "hike day with grandpa!" with no mention of a swim and then it turns out reporters are there as there's a political stunt happening. Wouldn't be surprised if mom/dad are off camera telling them not to get their face wet.