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Pete Hegseth announces annual testosterone screenings for service members (townflex.com)

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[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

The defense department plans to offer testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) to any service members who show low levels of the hormone.

Lol, Us military is composed of the manliest of men, who are totally not insecure.

Have they discovered that low T-levels are the cause in their performance against Iran? Also will retiring military personnel get bras as a farewell gift, since after a long career of TRT-treatment, their bodies can't produce any testosterone naturally?