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Hegseth announces new policy to test troops for low testosterone (apnews.com)
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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I want a manly army full of people with tiny shriveled testicles!

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If they're already naturally bald they can save so much money on shaving cream!

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

VA: "Your shriveled up testicles are not service related"