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Hey Boss, look here!

I made a magical X-ray app that displays our code as wiring.

Here is the shiny, neat program that Bob wrote 15 years ago, right before he left us:

And here is what it is today, after Tom took it from Bob, and Jane from Tom, and Mick from Jane, and me from him, porting it to roughly four new platforms, and adding about 240 features from customer requests (150 of which were urgent):

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[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Thing is, if they would give Mick and Jane enough time with Claude, they could make it look like Bob's work again, but it would still take time - and tokens too.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You could probably coax Bob out of retirement for the amount of money in tokens it would take to achieve that

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 2 points 2 hours ago

I don't know what tokens really cost, but so far even burning them without care for efficiency, they're costing about one day of my salary per month to six weeks.