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[–] Itwasntme223@discuss.online 12 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I think I know how a lot of people are thinking right about now. lol

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 6 hours ago

That if anything's gonna kill these motherfuckers, it's most likely to be hubris that finally does it?

[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 4 points 6 hours ago

He's just a straight up secret nurgle cultists, that was showing his devotion and flouting it

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Cooking your chicken is gay and will give your children drag queens or something.