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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

lmao I know, I'm a web developer by profession. 😆

Faster download it's always faster download and never understand any circumstances upload.

But what the fuck does this sentence mean?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought you webdevs were good with implied semicolons because of JavaScript lol

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Ibuthyr@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

"Understand" should be "under". It's shitty autocorrect. Probably written on an iPhone. I fucking hate autocorrect on the default iPhone keyboard.

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Missing punctuation, add , or : after "Faster download" to fix the syntax error

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

and never understand any circumstances upload.

I guess this part should substitute understand for just "under"?

Man, some real sloppy proof reading. 😆

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have only now noticed that. Autocorrect in my head ig.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Took a while for me too, so 😄