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Max, formerly HBO Max, to become HBO Max again somehow (www.polygon.com)

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[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If they really want customers back

Finish Westworld (they had one season left) and put it back on the service
Release the Batgirl movie
Release the Cyote movie (though I think they actually sold this one)

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bring back all the adult swim/cartoon network content they axed

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Justice for infinity train. I want zaslavs head

[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Can't be done, blame Mojo jojo

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

That would cost them money. Changing their name costs them almost nothing.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

More westworld yes please