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[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget... people got paid huge amounts to make these decisions 🙄

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

It's not about the destination, it's about all the managers who got bonuses along the way!

[–] ramsgrl909@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if they looked at the data for how people find the website, I'd find it by googling "hbo login"

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I suspect the competent people knew all along. I wonder if the name was changed because of internal politics in the company against HBO. They changed the name when they were gutting a lot of HBO's leadership

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

subscribed to Max

found zero Max Verstappen race wins

cancelled

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

The original change dropping HBO was one of the stupidest branding changes I've ever seen (and there's a lot of competition). To be honest, they'd be better off dropping the Max part instead.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Probably because "Max" sounds more like streaming service for cinemax than HBO. Just bad branding and arguably opens them up to copyright suit.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Ah, I almost forgot it was officially called Max, they kept the brand 'HBO Max' here. During the rebrand they found out we already had a public broadcaster called 'Omroep MAX', which is often shortened to just MAX in the names of their programs. Trying to claim that name would probably have not gone well for HBO.

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 4 points 8 hours ago

I was wondering why the HBO Dwight Schrute meme was making the rounds again. I swear this is the corporate equivalent of changing your pronouns every month.

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

subbed a long time ago on a cable deal. play a few movies to death on rotation. no thanks. i could rent what i wanted to see for less

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Are they also renaming their plans? Can't wait to sign up to HBO Max Max

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 43 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Inb4 it turns just to HBO and then a nameless entity. It has no name. It just exists. Like death.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

The streaming service formerly known as...

[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

A streaming service has no name.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago
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[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 65 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I had a survey from them where I answered that dropping HBO from their branding was the second stupidest fucking decision they've made since Zaslav became CEO. Second only to removing legacy content and canning complete movies for tax purposes. That was maybe a month and change ago.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago

Nice. You did it!!!

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can't wait for everyone to call it "HBO Max, formerly known as HBO Max".

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

HBO Max formerly Max formerly HBO Max formerly HBO Now formerly HBO Go.

Edit: I forgot one.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The channel formerly formerly known as HBO MAX.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The channel currently and formerly known as HBO Max

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

The channel currently and formerly known as HBO Max and formerly not known as HBO Max

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 41 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 13 hours ago

Logo designers without much talent not originality must make a living, too.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 44 points 1 day ago

It never stopped being HBO Max to me.

/it's OK to deadname non-human entities

[–] kadup@lemmy.world 145 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Companies that reach a certain critical mass really truly become incompetent. I don't mean just evil or profit first, I mean simply incompetent at the most basic aspects of running a business. There are marketing departments that behave as if the entire team is composed of interns frantically googling marketing slang.

Warner Bros, Hasbro, Apple, they're carried by the inertia of their gigantic size and the customers that were alive to have moulded their vision about the company during their good years.

[–] sowitzer@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

Seems like at about 5000 employees is when HR becomes the thing that drives so many decisions that don’t matter. And from there it’s all downhill.

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Number must go up. Forever and ever.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago

Companies that reach a certain critical mass really truly become incompetent

It's by design.

The guy who creates a game studio to make his own game understands everything about making it.

The AAA studio that buys them out kinda understands games but care more about profit than any individual IP, so the game suffers.

The giant corporation that buys the AAA studio doesn't give a fuck about games in general because it's a small slice of a giant pie. They use the CEO position there as a training spot for executives that don't understand anything about games.

It applies to any industry, but no one can out bid the giant corporations and they have to keep buying stuff up to maintain profit increases.

Eventually they'll cannabilze everything till there's 2-3 options then eventually just one.

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[–] termaxima@programming.dev 68 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Someone just re-discovered that brand recognition is important.

Now maybe they’ll eventually also realize that people would rather own than rent… but, baby steps, I suppose…

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Are they gonna bring back all the quality content they removed to replace it with reality TV?

Because that's what's dropping subscribers, no one cares about the name.

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

They also removed 4k from the standard package while continuing to boost prices multiple times, and also filling it with sports I have no interest in. Combined with the fact the app continued to run awfully on Android TV, it made it a really easy decision to cancel

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[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If they really want customers back

  • Finish Westworld (they had one season left) and put it back on the service
  • Release the Batgirl movie
  • Release the Cyote movie (though I think they actually sold this one)
[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 25 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
  • Bring back all the adult swim/cartoon network content they axed
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[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 17 hours ago

That would cost them money. Changing their name costs them almost nothing.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Newsflash, asshole!

Everybody's been calling it HBO the entire god damned time!

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They canceled all the good shows and replaced them with "reality" tv slop. No one gives a fuck what you call a trash fire, it is still a trash fire.

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[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 55 points 1 day ago

Somehow, HBO Max returned.

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