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Max, formerly HBO Max, to become HBO Max again somehow (www.polygon.com)
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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

2055: Coca Cola Nestle Max Monsanto HBO

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Monstanto has already been eaten by Bayer, and HBO isn't that big a fish so I wouldn't bet on that name to be honest

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

One vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock, all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused.