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Interview via MS Teams? How about NO. (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 133 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I doubt many people are picking it these days. But someone did 20 years ago. And now you're stuck with the headache.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My company switched to Oracle in the last two years. It has gone as horribly as you would imagine it would. The solution we had in place before wasn't great but Oracle is far worse in every way.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Let's run it on VMware while we're at it

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 month ago

Don't forget to integrate with SAP and Salesforce

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now that is sold by a reputable company I would 100% trust!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Do you want stable pricing, transparent licensing, and a company that invests in improving the product?

Me neither! That's why I buy Broadcom.

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 40 points 1 month ago

Literally this.