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Uncle Bob becoming even worse: (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (3 children)

assert(true);

assert(true);

assert(true);

assert(true);

assert(true);

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Have I worked with you before?

[–] staircase@programming.dev 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

assert(true);

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Dammit... PR rejected

Lol

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Look at all the pretty green check marks!

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 days ago

My favourite (that I saw a human do) was asserting on unconstrained mocks with a typo (so they always asserted true)

Hundreds of tests. Not exactly pointless as they did call the code so maybe caught some issues. But we fixed the typo and barely half of them passed.

No idea how the software worked, but it did.