Programmer Humor

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submitted 2 months ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

"I use a hammer"

"Well, I use a device that applies an enormous amount of pressure constrained to a very particular point in space"

"How much does your device cost?"

"$200/mo and the company loses money every time I swing it. You?"

"$12 and I've had this thing for 20 years."